Sat, 26th Jul — 19,903 notes

the best youtube comment 

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

Mon, 21st Jul — 440,800 notes
calicasowsen asked: Hello, yes, what is your favorite "fact" you've posted? C:


Mon, 21st Jul — 9,050 notes


why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

Mon, 21st Jul — 125,986 notes


I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)

Mon, 21st Jul — 153,427 notes
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches
Mon, 21st Jul — 80,607 notes


Sometimes people come up to customer service just to complain or to get their 20 cents back or something and like hello! We are all gonna die some day! One day no one on this planet will remember you existed! Tomorrow you could get hit by a car! Who fucking cares go home and be happy with your life

Mon, 21st Jul — 887 notes
  • Romeo: u got kik?
Mon, 21st Jul — 177,594 notes


Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

Mon, 21st Jul — 32,402 notes



How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.

E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Mon, 21st Jul — 137,283 notes


honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

Mon, 21st Jul — 85,728 notes