tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
- men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
- men: it's 8 inches
Sometimes people come up to customer service just to complain or to get their 20 cents back or something and like hello! We are all gonna die some day! One day no one on this planet will remember you existed! Tomorrow you could get hit by a car! Who fucking cares go home and be happy with your life
- Romeo: u got kik?
Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again
How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.
E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.
honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me