Sat, 26th Jul — 20,009 notes
worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

Mon, 21st Jul — 444,706 notes
calicasowsen asked: Hello, yes, what is your favorite "fact" you've posted? C:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mon, 21st Jul — 9,332 notes

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE)

Mon, 21st Jul — 145,071 notes

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)

Mon, 21st Jul — 162,414 notes
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches
Mon, 21st Jul — 88,754 notes

rupsidaisy:

Sometimes people come up to customer service just to complain or to get their 20 cents back or something and like hello! We are all gonna die some day! One day no one on this planet will remember you existed! Tomorrow you could get hit by a car! Who fucking cares go home and be happy with your life

Mon, 21st Jul — 904 notes
  • Romeo: u got kik?
Mon, 21st Jul — 181,094 notes

saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

Mon, 21st Jul — 39,649 notes

myjourney-myhealth-mylife:

head-caught-flame:

How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.

E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Mon, 21st Jul — 140,350 notes

lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

Mon, 21st Jul — 88,878 notes
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